Monday, July 17, 2006

dante

I pray for a day when no person must get up at the God-awful hour of 5:30 in the morning to endure a brutal check-up in a place that does not so closely resemble hell:

The Dentist's Office.

Go back to your work, slackers.

4 Comments:

At 6:45 PM , Anonymous k said...

What is this? Benefits?? Does j have dental??? My bad, Mr. Healthy McHealthison.

Never reading your journal again,
-k

 
At 6:22 AM , Anonymous katie said...

I had to get up this morning at 5:30 so I can get to work on time at 7. On Friday, I'll be getting up somewhere in the vicinity of 3:30 [in the morning] to be at work by 5 [again, in the morning]. Pardon me if I don't pity your dentist trip too much.

I love retail. Or something.

Sorry. I'm cynical this early in the morning.

 
At 2:47 PM , Blogger LauraLu said...

Yeah, I need to go to the dentist. My teeth, while they would stop you dead in your tracks with their beauty, tell me that they need a professional cleaning.

To that, I usually retort, "Hey, F you, teeth! I AM a G-D professional. And you're gonna like it!"

But after two years of saying this, my teeth just laugh at me, mockingly, and ask where the mouthwash is...

 
At 2:26 PM , Anonymous Siri said...

how did you know I wasn't working?

-siri

 

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